The 'Lookalike of the Week' Archive 36-40

They both spell trouble...

Bolton's World Cup star Stig Tofting (who's heard of Djorkaeff, anyway?) and the Mekon Man

These are two fellas I'd certainly not want to meet in a dark alley... By the way, why the hell do people like Tofting, Graveson and Alexandersson suddenly look world class in the World Cup when they suck arse all year in the Premiership?

Safe pairs of hands?

Ireland's (and Newcastle's) top stopper Shay Given, and our very own Dr Tom Nicholson

This one came from Dr Jon Large. I'm not sure about the likeness, but it's an interesting concept. I hope you're not upset, Tom! You can mail Jon with any complaints!

Uncanny.... Why isn't Benny in the new generation of Crossroads (or has that been cancelled already?!)

Cheating cnut Maradona and Birmingham's finest, Benny from Crossroads...

Poor Tom - first of all I claim that he looks like Newcastle's dodgy 'keeper Shay Given, now Chris Winfield comes up with this stroke of genius! Nice one Dr.W - got any more of these up your sleeve?

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A crazed, wizened old loon otherwise known as Alex Higgins and his twin brother Mr Frederick Krueger

Personally, I think Higgins looks more like his countryman Dr Cormac Ahern (oh, sorry Macca - he's an Ulsterman, isn't he?). I didn't have any recent photos of the boy Ahern, though, so I substituted in Freddie Krueger.....