The 'Lookalike of the Week' Archive 31-35

Edgar - the bastard offspring of Yoda and Samuel L. Jackson!

Jedi master Yoda and St.Louis Cardinal Edgar Renteria

Incidently, I got the Yoda picture from this Is Yoda Amish? webpage. Are these people freaks?!

Remarkably similar chaps, actually

Everyone's favourite Geordie, Jimmy Nail, and none other than Tony 'The Donk' Adams!

Thanks to 'Lookalike Guru' Dr Jon Large for the suggestion!

Actually, am I somewhat showing my age by remembering when Tony was a donkey? I mean, the last few seasons he was looking like quite an accomplished footballer. Now, Sol Campbell holds the title of 'The Donkey' in my book. The guy's about as subtle as Snooker cue up the japs! Four years ago in France, he looked like the new Beckenbauer, but he's seriously lost it now. I never thought I'd see the day when I was hoping to see Keown in the squad. He isn't much better, but hoofing the ball as far as the eye can see is better than seeing Sol run up a blind alley and put a goal on the plate for Crespo or someone!!!!

It's a close call, but I think I'd stoop to take Sam...

Bungle Bogs (that is what Zippy called him, isn't it?) and miss Page 3 extraordinaire, Sam Fox.

Thanks to Dr Michael Blake for the suggestion!

Hmmm - both popular in the '80s, but now sadly relegated to life's trash can! I wonder what the hell happened to Geoffrey, not to mention Rod, Jane and Freddy (Hey, Rod! I bet you're glad you didn't know anyone called Freddy back in the Churchill days - what with Jane being a good pal of yours!!).

A pair of legends!

The great white hope of English footy and the great white hope of English chemistry!

Personally, I'd team him up with Hargreaves in the middle of the park. I might make room for Joey Cole as well.....

Uncanny, you must surely agree

Ted Danson and Blackburn's former Evertonian, Craig Short

Ted Danson currently features in a dreadful American TV 'comedy' called 'Becker' (I think that's what it's called). Worth watching for as long as Boris Becker can last after penetration (about 5 seconds according the Russian bird who had Boris' daughter, who unfortunately takes after her father). Danson and Short were surely seperated at birth, don't you think?.