October 28th 2001
This from news site Ananova last week amused me a lot. It reminded me of a classmate of mine back when I lived in High Wycombe who used to do strange things under the table that involved a sports sock....
Pupil, 12, expelled for playing with himselfA school in Chile is facing legal action after expelling a 12-year-old boy for masturbating in class. His parents say the behaviour is normal for his age and are calling on the school to overturn the expulsion or be challenged in court. They say the school in Viņa del Mar should have explained appropriate social behaviour to the boy, rather than punishing him. "I totally disagree with their stance," the boy's mother told Chilean newspaper La Cuarta. She says the problem reveals the failings of the school's sex education classes. The family's MP, Nelson Ávila, says schools should support pupils beginning adolescence and help young people come to terms with their physical development. He said: "This just goes to show how badly we handle sex education in this country. Instead of providing the child with support, the school authorities simply repressed his natural urges." The boy says he wants to go back to school and will never behave in the same way again. He says he is sorry if he offended his teacher or any of his classmates. |
I can't think of anything more horrific than this old fart actually carrying out the suggested action....
BATES DISMISSES 'MOONING' REPORT![]() Chelsea chairman Ken Bates has dismissed as "inaccurate" a report that he "mooned" at Leeds United fans before Sunday's goalless draw at Elland Road. There was tension in the build-up to the match after six Chelsea players decided not to make the trip to Israel for a UEFA Cup tie. Bates said his attention had been "drawn to an article in the Daily Express" which, he said, was "inaccurate - and there are 300-400 witnesses to confirm that." |