The 'Lookalike of the Week' Archive


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One caused great misery when picked out of a box of golden nuggets from McDonalds, the other caused great misery when he handled in the box and gave a Golden Goal penalty to the Frogs in Euro 2000.



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Two angry young men with immense presence in the box..........



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One of them blew up bugs on the silver screen, whilst the other just blows (big style) in a Silver Arrow.....only kidding : GO COULTHARD! The other guy is Casper van Dien from Starship Troopers, if you didn't know.


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One is an accomplished jewel thief and the other is a scouser. One's mentally challenged, the other is....................... A SCOUSER!


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One for the Hammers fans out there - Two up and coming youngsters and two fat old has-beens. No comparison, really! (Carrick/Cole vs Howard/Robbie from early Take That)


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One man destined to bring home the Ashes (maybe....), the other trying to raise his corruption-ravaged country from the ashes! (Nasser Hussain - England cricket captain, and Vladimir Putin - Russian President)
For an alternative take on the Putin Lookalike involving Thom Yorke, click here.



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Two living legends, both adored by their many fans around the world. Renowned for ruling with an Iron Fist and throwing their weight around. But Arnie hasn't got 3 League Titles and 2 European Cups under his belt......


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One has been known to carve people up and rearrange their bodily features. The other is a Croatian doctor......
ER star Goran Visjnic and egomaniac Roy Keane



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When Sir Alex forked out £19m for Van the Man, did he realise that, in previous lives, his new star striker was a cocaine manufacturer and a bank robber?
Robert Davi from 'Licence to Kill' and 'The Goonies', and 2002's Premiership top scorer, Ruud van Nistelroy



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Well, they're both powered by Mercedes, but hopefully Coulthard's face won't melt off when he gets his hands on the glittering prize....
Wolf Kalher as Col. Dietrich in 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and that man David Coulthard again!



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One looked like a frog, the other is.......

Tragic comedy genius Marty Feldman and Scouse folk-hero Gerard Houllier

(OK, you might have seen this on Football365 recently, but a) I thought of it first and b) their picture of Gerard was crap!)




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A topical one in anticipation of the Ashes series!

One of them will be sending smokin' deliveries down to the Aussies, whilst the other will just be smokin' - a lot!!

'Keef' Richards who's still Rolling and Stoned at 60-odd, and England's Kiwi Andy Caddick



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Well, these boys have something in common - they both left their lucrative positions in surprise moves which sent shockwaves through the establishments that they were part of.

Suede's former axeman, Bernard Butler, and Jordan's former F1 race ace Heinz-Harald 'Herr Boring' Frentzen




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Perhaps a little unfair on the young star......

Isn't it great to see Owen Hargreaves in an England shirt? All those whingeing Canadians and Taffs can get stuffed - he's all ours! Come on England! The other one's Noel Gallagher just in case you've been living on Mars since 1994.....




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Two Welsh Wizards........

United 'veteran' Ryan Giggs and Manics frontman James Dean Bradfield




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One looks like Bubbles, the other just blows Bubbles....

Former 'English Rose' Helena Bonham Carter, and our old pal 'Wacko' Jacko. Has anyone even seen Bubbles recently?

(Thanks to Andy 'Cheeks' Hudson for this one)




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Well, you don't see too much of them these days, and they were both renowned for their kicking ability.....

Ever youthful Ralph 'Karate Kid' Macchio and Everton's Gary Lineker (yes, he won that Player of the Year award he's holding there whilst wearing the famous royal blue!)




C. Montgomery Burns Sven-tastic!

BIG, BIG Bank balances...

Cantankerous old git Monty Burns from the Simpsons, and who else?




Beppe di Marco from EastEnders Sunderland's Emerson Thome

Sorry, can't even think of a crap caption this week....

EastEnders casanova Beppe di Marco and Sunderland star Emerson Thome.




Chelsea Manager Claudio Ranieri Dubya

Two men with a questionable grasp of the English language....

Chelsea Supremo Claudio Ranieri and someone we know all about...

Thanks to Mr. Jojo Harper for the suggestion.




Jordan and a naan

I know which one I'd rather get my teeth into! (and I certainly don't mean Dwight Yorke's sloppy seconds...)

Professional tart Jordan and a naan bread with an interesting illustration... Yes, that really is a naan bread. It wouldn't be remotely amusing otherwise!



Lookalike no.22 is not available online. E-mail me if you want to see it



THIS WAS SUGGESTED BY MR. PAUL MORGAN. NOT MY IDEA (AGAIN!).....

Principal Seymour Skinner Professor Tom Simpson FRS

If you are not a former student of Chemistry at Bristol, you probably won't get this either...

Principal Seymour Skinner of Simpsons fame, and Bristol's esteemed Head of Organic and Biological Chemistry, and Fellow of the Royal Society, Prof. Tom Simpson (no relation!).

If any of you bastards show this to Tom or even mention it to him, there will be serious trouble!! You can thank Paul Morgan for this fine suggestion!!




Inspirals Frontman Tom Hingley Everton's Graeme Sharp

Two heroes of my youth......

Inspiral Carpets' charismatic (?!) frontman Tom Hingley and Everton's former striking stalwart Graeme Sharp.




Captain Scarlet Alan Hansen

Good men to have around in a crisis...

Legendary puppet-hero Captain Scarlet and the BBC's former Liverpool star Alan Hansen.

This was suggested to me by Mr. Paul Morgan, and in my perusal of the web, I found that it had in fact been used on someone else's lookalike site. Oh well, I'm sure you'll enjoy it anyway...




Dominic Diamond Morgano Herr Otto Flick

A real bunch of Nazis...

Cult hero, radio star and former Gamesmaster host, Dominic Diamond + Scotland's finest contributor to science, Paul Morgan + Gestapo big cheese, Herr Flick from 'Allo 'Allo.

This was suggested to me by Dr Jon Large Thanks must also go to the delightful Miss Cliona Long for pointing me in the direction of Morgano's mug shot. I hope you're not too offended Mr. Morgan! You can take it out on Long and Large if you are....




The one and only... Swiss Tony

Two men you wouldn't trust with your grandmother...

Des 'bad career move' Lynam, and the Fast Show's Swiss Tony

Thanks to Dr Jon Large for another fine suggestion. Keep 'em coming!




Fidel Castro Osama bin Laden

Uncanny, isn't it?

Cuba's hardy perennial Fidel Castro, and runner-up to Time Magazine's 'Man of the Year 2001'(?!) Osama bin Laden

Both the suggestion and the pics came to me from Dr Mike Blake, although the idea was put into his head by some crazy American bus driver who insisted that these two gentleman were in fact one and the same! I can see her thinking....



Steve, the drummer from Sum 41 The one and only...

One Plays in a Talented Rock Band....

Hmmm.... The drummer from Sum 41 (who?) and someone who plays in a talented rock band (well, used to/will do)

The suggestion, the pic and the caption came to me from Dr Neil Hunt. If I still had a suitably short hair-cut, then I would've struck a pose (e.g. last year's legendary Alan Smith lookalike) to show you the true genius of Neil's suggestion, but I couldn't have done it justice....

Phil 'Stick that drumstick where the sun don't shine' Collins Steve 'C'mon Bruv!' McFadden

"Phil" 'er up, darlin'!

Phil Collins and EastEnders' Phil Mitchell aka. Steve McFadden



Mr Yoda Cardinals' shortstop Edgar Renteria

Edgar - the bastard offspring of Yoda and Samuel L. Jackson!

Jedi master Yoda and St.Louis Cardinal Edgar Renteria

Incidently, I got the Yoda picture from this Is Yoda Amish? webpage. Are these people freaks?!



Jimmy Boy It's the donkey

Remarkably similar chaps, actually

Everyone's favourite Geordie, Jimmy Nail, and none other than Tony 'The Donk' Adams!

Thanks to 'Lookalike Guru' Dr Jon Large for the suggestion!

Actually, am I somewhat showing my age by remembering when Tony was a donkey? I mean, the last few seasons he was looking like quite an accomplished footballer. Now, Sol Campbell holds the title of 'The Donkey' in my book. The guy's about as subtle as Snooker cue up the japs! Four years ago in France, he looked like the new Beckenbauer, but he's seriously lost it now. I never thought I'd see the day when I was hoping to see Keown in the squad. He isn't much better, but hoofing the ball as far as the eye can see is better than seeing Sol run up a blind alley and put a goal on the plate for Crespo or someone!!!!



Bungle Bogs Miss Sam Fox

It's a close call, but I think I'd stoop to take Sam...

Bungle Bogs (that is what Zippy called him, isn't it?) and miss Page 3 extraordinaire, Sam Fox.

Thanks to Dr Michael Blake for the suggestion!

Hmmm - both popular in the '80s, but now sadly relegated to life's trash can! I wonder what the hell happened to Geoffrey, not to mention Rod, Jane and Freddy (Hey, Rod! I bet you're glad you didn't know anyone called Freddy back in the Churchill days - what with Jane being a good pal of yours!!).



The new Gazza... Our very own Dr.Michael Blake

A pair of legends!

The great white hope of English footy and the great white hope of English chemistry!

Personally, I'd team him up with Hargreaves in the middle of the park. I might make room for Joey Cole as well.....



Ted Danson Former Evertonian Craig Short

Uncanny, you must surely agree

Ted Danson and Blackburn's former Evertonian, Craig Short

Ted Danson currently features in a dreadful American TV 'comedy' called 'Becker' (I think that's what it's called). Worth watching for as long as Boris Becker can last after penetration (about 5 seconds according the Russian bird who had Boris' daughter, who unfortunately takes after her father). Danson and Short were surely seperated at birth, don't you think?.



Bolton's Stig Tofting Dan Dare's nemesis, the Mekon

They both spell trouble...

Bolton's World Cup star Stig Tofting (who's heard of Djorkaeff, anyway?) and the Mekon Man

These are two fellas I'd certainly not want to meet in a dark alley... By the way, why the hell do people like Tofting, Graveson and Alexandersson suddenly look world class in the World Cup when they suck arse all year in the Premiership?



Ireland hero Shay Given Dr Tom Nicholson

Safe pairs of hands?

Ireland's (and Newcastle's) top stopper Shay Given, and our very own Dr Tom Nicholson

This one came from Dr Jon Large. I'm not sure about the likeness, but it's an interesting concept. I hope you're not upset, Tom! You can mail Jon with any complaints!



Hand of God, cock of acorn.... Benny boy!

Uncanny.... Why isn't Benny in the new generation of Crossroads (or has that been cancelled already?!)

Cheating cnut Maradona and Birmingham's finest, Benny from Crossroads...



Carlos 'the Jackal' and Dr Tom!

Poor Tom - first of all I claim that he looks like Newcastle's dodgy 'keeper Shay Given, now Chris Winfield comes up with this stroke of genius! Nice one Dr.W - got any more of these up your sleeve?

To find out more about Carlos, click here.



A former snooker GENIUS 'Can I have your dermatologist's no., mate?'

A crazed, wizened old loon otherwise known as Alex Higgins and his twin brother Mr Frederick Krueger

Personally, I think Higgins looks more like his country man Dr Cormac Ahern (oh, sorry Macca - he's an Ulsterman, isn't he?). I didn't have any recent photos of the boy Ahern, though, so I substituted in Freddie Krueger.....


A current snooker GENIUS, and Everton fan! This will go down like a lead balloon....

My fellow Evertonian, Mr John Parrot, and someone with considerably more brains altogether (well, he's a closet Gunners fan!), Prof Tim C. Gallagher of Bristol University.

Oh dear.... If my chemistry career wasn't over before this, then it certainly is now.... 3 Bristol chemistry Profs have now featured in 'LotW' and my neck is surely on the block!



Not my bag, but truly a living legend! Hmmm. Not a lot to say, really!

Aerosmith's unique frontman, Steve Tyler, and Vonda Shepard (correct spelling, apparently) of Ally McBeal fame.

Thanks once more to resident lookalike guru Dr Jon Large for the suggestion. Sorry I couldn't find a more suitable pair of photos to do it justice, but I think these two get the point across!



Two Jags Prezza Mr Jabba the Hut

John ' Two Jags' Prescott and his twin, Jabba the Hut

Thanks to Mr James Ansell for the suggestion. Personally I think I'd feel a lot happier if I knew that Jabba was going to be negotiating a new pay deal for the firefighters. At least he had a grip on what he wanted out of life!

 

The Baby-Faced Assassin - Legend to Man U fans and all footy fans alike Lord of the Rings' angelic Elijah Wood

Legendary striker Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and Froda Baggins aka Elijah Wood

Thanks to Dr.Jon Large for the suggestion. Quite a good one, methinks! I guess Alex Ferguson would be Gandalf, then?!

 



The most revered man on Merseyside So when's he going to bang Hermione, then?

Two wizards with a fantastic future!

Thanks to Mr.James Ansell for the suggestion. Moyes is an absolute genius. What a great appointment! And Rooney, well that boy is really something else. The fact that the whole country is talking about him proves the point! As for Ron Weasley, he is also blessed by the presence of a superior talent in his life...



A former legend (eh?) TV hero of the past

Ah, the 80s...

Former Newcastle and Pompey legend Micky Quinn and ITV stalwart Bob Carolgees

Maybe it's just the tashes, but I think there's a distinct resemblance. They both had a Golden era in the late 80s and both kind of disappeared without trace as the 90s wore on. Just out of interest, this is what Bob's agent's website says about the great man:

'A most unassuming, professional Artiste, Bob is well respected at
every level in thebusiness, in which he seems assured of a place
for many years to come.'

Hmmm..... Can't figure out if Mick's impersonating Al Capone or Saddam Hussein...



A man whose career has stalled somewhat... About time the boy made a truly classic movie...

Maybe it's just the hair, but....

Fringe Liverpool squad member Patrick Berger and Brat-Pack star Johnny Depp

This one came to me as I watched Liverpool's abysmal performance at Chelsea which culminated in non-qualification for next year's Champions' League. Scant consolation for Everton finishing outside the UEFA positions. Still, I'd have taken 7th place if you'd offered it at the start of the season. And what a surprise that the boy Rooney picked up a knock against Man U that will keep him out of the squad for the South Africa game. Yes, Sven. Moyes IS the boss...



A man whose career has stalled somewhat... I don't watch Hollyoaks, so....

Hmmm....

Fringe Liverpool squad member Patrick Berger (again) and some geezer called Kristian (aka Max Brown) from Hollyoaks

After seeing my lookalike comparing Berger with Johnny Depp in the last update (sometime ago now!), Dr Craig Butts contacted me with the suggestion that this fella from Hollyoaks was a better likeness for Liverpool's forgotten man. I'm glad to see that one of the brightest minds in the SouthWest watches Hollyoaks (sadly, I don't stoop so low. EastEnders is low enough for me!), and I think that it is a fair comparison. Cheers, Craig.


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